blastortoise:

bank: your account is at -$5000….

me: |-5000|

me: :)

bank: sorry for wasting your time sir, you have a nice day.

(Source: blastortoise-chan, via josieevibes)

tvjojo:

*goes up to a straight couple* so who’s the silly rabbit and who’s the cinnamon apple?

(via heterophilia)

destielfricklefrackle:

have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough

(Source: you-do-you-boo-boo, via sarah-ss-babiee)

500daysof-katie:

tea-inthetardis:

bugsinricepudding:

i’m looking for a romantic way to say i hope you think about me when you masturbate sometimes

In the deepest, calmest hours of the night when you have naught but your own company, I hope my image fills you with bliss.

ed sheeran when did you get a tumblr 

(Source: nicoledollanganger, via 500daysofmylife)