i-heart-bodies:

if “girls aren’t supposed to have body hair” then why do girls have fucking body hair?

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eyebrowgod:

*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing

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rabioheab:

calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 

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egberts:

"you stole that joke from tumblr" i posted that joke to tumblr

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knightscrest:

my greatest dream is to swim in an ocean of orange soda. it is a fanta sea.

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blesslarrystylinson:

zayniepaynie:

those fans who can’t admit their idiol has fucked up and makes up stupid reasons to defend them

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arglist:

“where are you going to college”

“what do you want to go to college for”

“have you decided what you want to do with the rest of your life based on 12 years of studying material that has little real world practical applicability”

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